Jokes of the day =P

MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS


American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut

Datuk Najib was thinking about sending somebody
into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were
called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay
and one Chinese.

Najib interviews the Indian first: "So,
Muthu, this is a dangerous mission.
How much do you think you should be paid?"
Muthu replied: "Ten million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Najib.
"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come
back!" replied Muthu.
"That's understandable," says Najib. "Thank you..

Please ask the Malay guy to come here,"
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Alamak!...20 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.
"Twenty million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you
asked for only ten million."
"You see, Datuk," explains Mat, "I have 4
wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big
family to support when I am gone...!"
"I see," says D.Najib. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Najib asks, "Ah Chong,
given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "30 million."
Najib appears shocked. "What?!? 30 million!
Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons Najib to come closer.
He quietly whispers into his ear,
"Datuk, you take 10 million, i take 10 million,
and then use the extra ten million, send that aneh to space lah!"

And...the Muthu was finally sent out to space.....

HATE FLU

It's 1++ am in the morning...the night still young though(I live like an owl)...so-the-damn not in mood to do what I supposed to do( study for the coming MID TERM EXAM)
I planned to study tonight...but who knows the stupid flu came to me...it's annoying yet made me dizzy all the time...no study huh?! how to pass the exam...tembak? essay wo? how! HOW! How?!

I had just briefly looked through the notes yesterday...I was like know bitbit...don't know bigbig....sad T.T

Just pray hard that tomorrow can get rid of the stupid flu...and I can STUDY for my MALAYSIAN STUDIES...it is like HISTORY which I had studied before during my secondary...my old peeps should know that HISTORY was my worst subject of all...never strike an A for it...OMG it came to me again...

What can I do now ?Just accept the fact lo(yea i will love MS as much as i love her)...
My brainy...I know you're suffering now...MS has gang banged you...NVM...just endure...i will treat you back after the exam(I've planned something...hiakhiak^^)

This will be just a short post for me to give vent on my dissatisfied...huhu(feel better jor)
K la...sleep soon...NITEZ all!

p/s : stupid flu...pls get away from me...ASAP!!!

Chung signing

That was past, This is NOW!

Without anyone noticing it...I'm back...CHUNG is back!!!This will be quite surprising to my old peeps...HAHA:P...According to my very last post, it was on October 08...WTF?(forgive me for my rudeness)...Oops sad...the pity blog was left abandoned for 987456 days...to be exact...it's actually 4 months and 15 days...

As what you guys have seen...I had just renovated my blog...everything is new...even the tittle and the layout are changed)...Just one thing that left unchanged is the author(yea...it's me)...hahaha...I'm kinda love it so much because it's much prettier and better than previous...Don't you agree with me?(bet you have the same feeling as mine)
I remembered that last time I was quite active in updating and told someone that I will be updating the blog frequently(once a week)...

Hehe...The outcome was actually the author ended up QUIT from blogging...I was like didn't update anything up to few weeks then better off left it to DEAD...Perhaps I was kinda lack of somethings else(Figure it out)...

Hoho...I discovered that there was still loyal readers came to visit but I've disappointed them...
Now this blog is like went through reincarnation...and finally REBORN!!!
As every gamers knew that anything that REBORN will definitely turned stronger and better than previous...So, I can barely feel that my interest to blog is BACK!!!

Sorry for did not post any photo yet...The main point was actually because of my not-so-beautiful hair...I am waiting it to grow and going for hair cut very very soon...Haha...(Be patience dudes^^)

Here, I am going to welcome everyone of you back to BUZZ(ya...this is my blog latest tittle)...To new comers I would like to appreciate your visit and a huge WELCOME too...
I think it's the end of the post...Enjoy reading and stay tuned for the upcoming post...

p/s : some of you might be wondering why there was dot dot dot(...) existed in every sentences...Haha...THIS MY STYLE!!!mind you:P

Chung signing

GET A LIFE...

INACTIVE!!!
haha...BACK@@...no updates recently...not lazy but busy...
went to S'pore@JOHOR during the raya holidays...have fun...relax...eat...enjoy lo...
came back from the holiday...continue my studies at college...
Night life started...
It's Monday...After dinner...Me Siang Daniel walking around...ended up came to my house...online blablabla...Gary came and joined us...went out yumcha...cc...chui sui...OMG...It's 7 in the morning...we had our breakfast and back home...
Classes started at 8...had a bath and rushed to college...DAMIT!!
It's killing me...I couldn't concentrate well in the class...tired+sleepy...ended up slept in the class...luckily didn't get caught...hehe...went home at 4pm...lying on bed n fell asleep within seconds...Zzzzz
the next day...It's Wednesday...having dinner at pasar malam...after dinner...again...the same things happened...same ppl as Monday...
reached home 6++am in the morning...hehe not going to the morning section...hehe...woke up at 12...lunch with friends...hoho...KEN IS BACK...attended class...Oopps...Moral class...QUIZ...prepared nothing...blanked while looking at the questions...cham lo...tembak ba^^
after the class...went for a movie with friends...blablabla...nt going to talk bout the movie...
DAMN tired now...but don't feel like sleeping...no class tomorrow...gonna do revision...NexT week MID TERM loooo...WISH ME LUCK!
WORK HARD!!!!

My WeekLy Diary^^

After so long...Im here again...
Let me flashback what I've done during the whole week...
The week started on Monday...I went to school like usual...hang out with friends after classes...came back home...doing the same old stuff...

Tuesday...rushing all the way to school for the CE test...thought I was late but not really lo...After the test finished...went to eat DIMSUM with college friends...then back to college again...strolling around the corridor...waiting for class...someone came and told us that the class was canceled...omg...白等！since the class canceled, everyone was free...here we go...we went to visit KEN(the one I mentioned in the previous post...wanna do some correction here...he's not food poisoning...but intestine stuck...blablabla...which hv to do operation)...he was so weak that time...but now...glad to hear that he's okay already...everything was just fine...phew....after visit KEN...someone suggested to have a movie before went home...ON...ON...ON!!!so we moved to next station for our movie...car>LRT>monorail...Pavillion...went to cinema for tickets...BODY???no...the show was too late for us...so we decided to watch THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL...There's still 40 minutes to go before the show started...everyone was hungry...so we went to WONGKOK to have our lunch...HO CHIAK!...after that we went into cinema lo...about the movie...the storyline is about history of Queen Elizabeth...not bad!...after movie...again...LRT>TAXI>HOME...

WEDNESDAY...just like usual...went to classes...afternoon session was quite occupied...5 o'clock...Im home...took a short nap...then pasar malam...friends called yumcha...ok ON!me, wc, ahsiang, daniel, gary, and the only girl cloudy...chit-chatting until 1...someone suggested to change place for next round...OMG...but ON also la...cloudy not going to the next round...we 5 guys>>>Gary's car>>>Steven's corner...took my laptop...online...all the way until 5++...so damn tired la...but it['s okay...the next day im gonna skipped the morning session...wahahaha...tak baik la macam ni...but I suka!hehe...

Thursday...woke up damn late...it's already afternoon...went to class again...class ended...ahsiang ajak to visit KEN again...ON!College>Hospital>Home...after dinner...someone rang me...oh!it's HONGLIN...watelse..."MOS tonight"...ON la...called Bin n WC...we reached there earlier than we expected...terbang kereta ma...hehe...so have to wait for HL...peoples getting crowded...the queue to enter was sooooo long + it was hot...everything just going NOT SMOOTH...aiks...MOS le...the sound was soooo solid...dance floor soooo spacious...but Im sooo moody the night...haiyo...Back home earlier looo...

Friday...Im FREE...no class...just nothing...slacking lo...whole day slacked at home...nothing special...another ordinary day...

Saturday...woke up damn late too...slacking the whole afternoon...bro ajak go Bak Kut Teh at Jalan Ipoh...ON!my family and I...all the way to Jalan Ipoh for our dinner...woW! it's sooo DELICIOUS la!!!HO CHIAK aaaa....

Sunday...my breakfast + LUNCh...媚姨PAN MEE...haha...still the most TOP PAN MEE I ate before...came back home...facing my lappy...after dinner...went to PUCHONG...visit Maron...Love him la...DON'T MISUNDERSTAND aa...HE's jz a Cute PUPPY...played with him...so cute la...after that went for supper at PUCHONG...makan rojak , sotong kangkung, satay...n red bean...banyak sedap oi...hahaha...
The end of my week...The following week will be raya Holiday...GOGOGO!

Here's some pictures of mine...Enjoy~!

Maron & ME...He's damn cute la...


before entered MOS...


My meal at WONGKOK...

It's ME~! C.H.U.N.G

AaaaAAAAaaaHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhHhhhHHH!!!!
Where the heck am I???Im LOST...Im nowhere...N Im now here....
Ouch~too long for greetz...
here we go~
I was like doing everything aimless -ly...jz like losing my soul...
tried hard to identify the problems...but failed:|
maybe Im jz too free...too free to think...think too much!
this sem really pawned me down...it was so different than previous...
it's already the 3rd weeks...I got no idea on what Im studying...I need someone...someone do really knows me...(I don't mean that k)...jz to lead me throughout the journey...(Maybe you're just around...but I couldn't recognize)
Like what I said everytime "I trust no one"...yea...it's disgusting...to everyone of you...but true...
The feelings of being lied...being betrayed...being critized...being stabbed were so bad...Experiences do make someone changed...Someone may disagree...but inobviously I am...
Im gonna clarify something here...someone might not know Im no longer the cheerful...easy going 1(Maybe Im still...in some any condition,drunk?or hanging with some old gangies)
But the fact is...Im the one who SHY to strangers...don't like to talk much(even though talk is CHEAP:p)...always black out or blanked during conversation...turned into a quiet 1...yeah...that's me...but sadly, I don't really like the changes...it made me not easy to get along...hard to make friends...totally spoiled my life...

So I say a little pray...
Hope my dreams will take me there...

Musics do help me...a lots...in some circumstances(loneliness,boringness,emoness)...but not permanent...I wondered how're drugs(hehe..Jk oni la...I ain't S.T.U.P.I.D)
I will always remind myself...Whether the rewards worth the effort I paid...or not...(I jz love to be fair!!yeah fair!!...mind you)

This post will be dull without these...Im gonna post some laughingstocks...here you go!

Innocent?LOL


When lottery strikes...


Simon's style (in chinese we called 阿瓜)


N this the drunk 1...


3 of us...


What we did in changing room...swt


And the last 1...reunion of KT -ers...

That's all for this time...CiAoZ

Get WELL soon...

I woke up and turned on my pc...It's already 12 in the afternoon...well...i should be in the school instead...LOL...skipped class...yesterday yumcha till too late jor...
signed in my msn...GARY texted me...Oopss...something happened...KEN was in the hospital caused of food poisoning...
I was shocked for the moment...the night before that we just yumcha together...aiyooo
pity KEN...
right after my BORING moral class...we straight go to visit our KEN...one more "great" news is that he is going to sit for an exam tomorrow...I wondered how he gonna sit for the exam with his condition right now...aiks...
BEST of LuCk la KEN...and get well soon...